Heres a memory

I like good weed,sexy Time Lords, big bongs, fat blunts and great sex.


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These dudes are legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

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Graduation speech

*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to crush*:Fuck me
*Points to person*:Fuck you
*Points to person*:Fuck you


part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

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Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451  (via loav)

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How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?


Do you ever just think about the future and start freaking out about the most random things

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im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

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I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

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the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people


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imagine a 10th century sword battle with some thick hand to hand combat and whenever someone got pushed or fell or whatever they said “ow”

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